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"Summit" Limericks, Seashell, 13:25:35, 5/03/2000 102, Seashell, 14:45:11, 5/03/2000, (#1) playing solitaire, Seashell, 17:30:52, 5/03/2000, (#2) Coulda Happened!, Lacey, 17:34:56, 5/03/2000, (#3) Hey Gumby, is that you?, Ev, 17:58:44, 5/03/2000, (#4) me and my shadow, Seashell, 23:19:33, 5/03/2000, (#5) Didn't YOU Bring It?, jerryz, 05:10:36, 5/04/2000, (#6) BT for DA!?, darby, 09:05:07, 5/04/2000, (#7) Who's yellow now?, Ev, 09:17:28, 5/04/2000, (#8) go Steve, dixie, 14:46:55, 5/04/2000, (#9) DA blues, Seashell, 15:02:53, 5/04/2000, (#10) Good Intentions, Yellow Bird, 02:21:39, 5/05/2000, (#11) Bye Alex, jerryz, 10:40:58, 5/05/2000, (#12) boys will be boys, Seashell, 11:27:35, 5/05/2000, (#13) Wiggly and Giggly, IndyAnna, 11:39:44, 5/05/2000, (#14) fat cat fight, darby, 13:53:49, 5/05/2000, (#15) no heroes, fly, 15:12:12, 5/05/2000, (#16) 17 directions, Seashell, 16:50:57, 5/05/2000, (#18) slim pickings, darby, 16:43:32, 5/05/2000, (#17) See, Sea? , darby, 17:40:49, 5/05/2000, (#19) Clap! Clap! Clap!, Seashell, 22:57:25, 5/05/2000, (#20) Say Cheese!, Yellow Bird, 04:30:46, 5/06/2000, (#21) Slowly Now, jerryz, 06:32:13, 5/06/2000, (#22) DAs, IndyAnna, 14:44:35, 5/06/2000, (#23) Bottomless lake, Seashell, 23:04:21, 5/06/2000, (#24) Lake, you old .........., Ev, 00:38:18, 5/07/2000, (#25) Patsy that's who!!, IndyAnna, 08:11:42, 5/07/2000, (#26) Look it up!, Ev, 08:19:05, 5/07/2000, (#27) Rhymers, jerryz, 10:24:07, 5/07/2000, (#28) Cutter, jerryz, 11:53:32, 5/07/2000, (#29) ................................................................... ""Summit" Limericks" Posted by Seashell on 13:25:35 5/03/2000 How to write a ransom note (per Littleheads) You place flashlight under the table To trace letters you then are able (Indy) And when you are through (Sea) [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 1. "102" Posted by Seashell on 14:45:11 5/03/2000 >How to write a ransom note (per > > Littleheads) > You place flashlight under the table To trace letters you then are able (Indy) And when you are through (Sea) You make sure that you (Sea) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 2. "playing solitaire" Posted by Seashell on 17:30:52 5/03/2000 How to write a ransom note (per Littleheads) You place flashlight under the table To trace letters you then are able (Indy) And when you are through (Sea) You make sure that you (Sea) Invent the preposterous fable That someone crept in that cold night (Sea) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 3. "Coulda Happened!" Posted by Lacey on 17:34:56 5/03/2000 That someone crept in that cold night (Sea) (Well we have to believe that they might) Lace [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 4. "Hey Gumby, is that you?" Posted by Ev on 17:58:44 5/03/2000 That someone crept in that cold night (Sea) (Well we have to believe that they might) Lace So skinny, they stepped So agile, minds leapt (Ev) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 5. "me and my shadow" Posted by Seashell on 23:19:33 5/03/2000 Good Morning! That someone crept in that cold night (Sea) (Well we have to believe that they might) Lace So skinny, they stepped So agile, minds leapt(Ev) This small foreign faction, so *bright*! (Sea) Their kidnap for ransom was shoddy They killed and then just left her body! (Sea) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 6. "Didn't YOU Bring It?" Posted by jerryz on 05:10:36 5/04/2000 Their kidnap for ransom was shoddy They killed and then just left her body! (Sea) Perhaps they forgot To bring the garrote (Jerry) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 7. "BT for DA!?" Posted by darby on 09:05:07 5/04/2000 Their kidnap for ransom was shoddy They killed and then just left her body! (Sea) Perhaps they forgot To bring the garrote (Jerry) But no cash collected? How dotty! (darby) Ben Thompson might just win the race (darby) Sea--can't email 'til monitor arrives, this week (I hope). Fly--I can DT, but work tends to dominate at times. Perhaps I should re-evaluate priorities? [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 8. "Who's yellow now?" Posted by Ev on 09:17:28 5/04/2000 Ben Thompson might just win the race (darby) And leave Rams with egg on their face(s) (Ev) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 9. "go Steve" Posted by dixie on 14:46:55 5/04/2000 > Ben Thompson might just win the race >(darby) And leave Rams with egg on their face(s) (Ev) With Thomas in tow To end this freak show (dix) > [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 10. "DA blues" Posted by Seashell on 15:02:53 5/04/2000 Ben Thompson might just win the race (darby) And leave Rams with egg on their face(s)(Ev) With Thomas in tow To end this freak show (dix) The solving might step up a pace. (Sea) So Gentle Ben thinks he can do What AH and others eschew! (Sea) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 11. "Good Intentions" Posted by Yellow Bird on 02:21:39 5/05/2000 So Gentle Ben thinks he can do What AH and others eschew! (Sea) Intentions are good. He would if he could. (YB) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 12. "Bye Alex" Posted by jerryz on 10:40:58 5/05/2000 So Gentle Ben thinks he can do What AH and others eschew! (Sea) Intentions are good. He would if he could. (YB) As soon as he bids Al adieu! (Jerry) RE Larry King Live "The boys were quite testy last night!" (Jerry) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 13. "boys will be boys" Posted by Seashell on 11:27:35 5/05/2000 RE Larry King Live "The boys were quite testy last night!" (Jerry) Like immature juvies all right! (Sea) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 14. "Wiggly and Giggly" Posted by IndyAnna on 11:39:44 5/05/2000 RE Larry King Live "The boys were quite testy last night!" (Jerry)Like immature juvies all right! (Sea) While Hunter giggled Alan's seat wiggled (Indy) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 15. "fat cat fight" Posted by darby on 13:53:49 5/05/2000 "The boys were quite testy last night!" (Jerry)Like immature juvies all right! (Sea) While Hunter giggled Alan's seat wiggled (Indy) They had quite an ugly cat fight (darby) This case seems to have no true heroes (darby) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 16. "no heroes" Posted by fly on 15:12:12 5/05/2000 This case seems to have no true heroes (darby) But it sure has plenty of "zeros" (fly) darby - computer fixed yet? [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 18. "17 directions" Posted by Seashell on 16:50:57 5/05/2000 This case seems to have no true heroes (darby) But it sure has plenty of "zeros" (fly) They're like Don Quixote (Are they on peyote?) They chase after windmills - what queeroes! (Sea) darby, how could you use heroes? Did you have a rhyme in mind for the end? Is it Mary or Trip or old Ben? (Sea) Who'll next fill the pussycat's den? (Sea) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 17. "slim pickings" Posted by darby on 16:43:32 5/05/2000 This case seems to have no true heroes (darby) But it sure has plenty of "zeros" (fly) Can beggars be choosers With so many losers? (darby) fly--New monitor just arrived! I hooked it up and everything works once again. Now, to catch up on all these threads... [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 19. "See, Sea? " Posted by darby on 17:40:49 5/05/2000 This case seems to have no true heroes (darby) But it sure has plenty of "zeros" (fly) Can beggars be choosers With so many losers? (darby) Need more Schecks and Lees...Les "Shapiros" (OINK!) Why, Sea, there's no limit to words that rhyme with heroes ;-) Is it Mary or Trip or old Ben? (Sea) Who'll next fill the pussycat's den? (Sea) A Boulder sans Hunter? It makes a mind wonder (darby) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 20. "Clap! Clap! Clap!" Posted by Seashell on 22:57:25 5/05/2000 Is it Mary or Trip or old Ben? (Sea) Who'll next fill the pussycat's den? (Sea) A Boulder sans Hunter? It makes a mind wonder (darby) Who'll fill the ol' hot tub and when! (Sea) darby, you had that PLANNED, just to humiliate me! Back atcha! The "speed" of this case is alarming (Sea) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 21. "Say Cheese!" Posted by Yellow Bird on 04:30:46 5/06/2000 The "speed" of this case is alarming (Sea) While everyone's smiles are disarming. (YB) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 22. "Slowly Now" Posted by jerryz on 06:32:13 5/06/2000 The "speed" of this case is alarming (Sea) While everyone's smiles are disarming. (YB) The snail has its pace In Hunter's braincase (Jerry) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 23. "DAs" Posted by IndyAnna on 14:44:35 5/06/2000 The "speed" of this case is alarming (Sea) While everyone's smiles are disarming. (YB) The snail has its pace In Hunter's braincase (Jerry) While wannabe DAs are swarming (Indy) The poster named Lake has returned [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 24. "Bottomless lake" Posted by Seashell on 23:04:21 5/06/2000 The poster named Lake has returned (Indy) To see what our posters have learned! (Sea) Excellent YB, Jer and Indy! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 25. "Lake, you old .........." Posted by Ev on 00:38:18 5/07/2000 The poster named Lake has returned (Indy) To see what our posters have learned! (Sea) Turnipheads now unite, Why must we always fight? (Ev) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 26. "Patsy that's who!!" Posted by IndyAnna on 08:11:42 5/07/2000 The poster named Lake has returned (Indy) To see what our posters have learned! (Sea) Turnipheads now unite, Why must we always fight? (Ev) It is Patsy. Or, I'll be durned!! (Indy) Evidence: The dictionary was opened (Indy) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 27. "Look it up!" Posted by Ev on 08:19:05 5/07/2000 Evidence: The dictionary was opened (Indy) Red herring or merely to offend? (Ev) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 28. "Rhymers" Posted by jerryz on 10:24:07 5/07/2000 Evidence: The dictionary was opened (Indy) Red herring or merely to offend? (Ev) It rhymes with incest Now who is spin stressed? (Jerry) Thanks Sea [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 29. "Cutter" Posted by jerryz on 11:53:32 5/07/2000 Evidence: The dictionary was opened (Indy) Red herring or merely to offend? (Ev) It rhymes with incest Now who is spin stressed? (Jerry) And who cut the last cruel rope end? Let's move to 'Hunter's Sunset Limericks.' [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ]