"Profile of an obsessed groupie" 
     Posted by Greenleaf on 09:01:02 5/05/2001 
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 09:01:02, 5/05/2001 

          Profile of an obsessed Fleet White groupie:

          l.) Caucasian female; between the age of 40-55. 

          2.) Probably owns a pet; likely to be a barking dog. 

          3.) Types at a rapid speed. 

          4.) Is able to start a thread, without thinking. 

          5.) A detailed person. 

          6.) Can zero in on a nat on a rat's behind at 50
 paces. 

          7.) Has tunnel vision. 

          8.) Can research public records with the tenacity of
 a speeding bullet. 

          9.) Repeats pet theories, no matter how stale or
 irrelevant. 

          10.) Prefers bloody marys and 99 beers on the wall. 

          11.) Probably has a sister or close friend with similar
 obsessions. 

          12.) Has a marked propensity for hammering square
 pegs into round holes. 

          13.) Probably requires only 3 hours sleep at night. 

          14.) Perceived as a relentless "go-getter" by friends
 and acquaintances. 

          15.) Most probably keeps a diary, in anticipation of
 a comic book deal. 

          16.) Looking for crimes in all the wrong places. 

          17.) Hobbies include dueling, saber tossing target
 practice, sword swallowing, arrow bending 
          and growing poisonous holly berries. 

          18.) Has crooked eyebrows and a scar on the lobe
 of the left ear. 

          19.) Nasal hairs are gray. 

          20.) Bunions on both big toes, causing continuous
 irritation when stalking. 

          21.) Probably drives a car equipped with telescope,
 ham radio and disposable camera. 

          22.) Computer programmed to make Justice Watch
 their home page. 

          23.)Thinks that the poster, "Watching You" is a spy
 for the KGB. 

          24.)Vacations in Boulder. 
   

          Greenleaf 

          Edited to add an "s" to vacation. 
   

                                                                                
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     1. "Greenleaf--" 
     Posted by LurkerXIV on 09:27:20 5/05/2001 
          Wickedly on target!