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Tried and Sue Limericks, Seashell, 15:26:34, 5/09/2000 my first limerick, Kelly, 15:33:32, 5/09/2000, (#1) An attempt, CommonSense, 15:54:37, 5/09/2000, (#2) Just Plain Mean!, Lacey, 18:30:05, 5/09/2000, (#3) another, Woby, 18:52:33, 5/09/2000, (#4) He didn't!!, Greeality, 19:12:40, 5/09/2000, (#5) A consortion of contortion, Ev, 19:24:46, 5/09/2000, (#6) One-legged man, IndyAnna, 19:49:51, 5/09/2000, (#7) Welcome Kelly and Common Sense, Seashell, 15:32:50, 5/10/2000, (#8) continued from Sea, SJ, 22:46:19, 5/10/2000, (#10) (Can't help myself), Ev, 22:05:10, 5/10/2000, (#9) "SUE"-n this will be a board named , lee2, 23:04:28, 5/10/2000, (#11) Taming of the . . ., Yellow Bird, 02:37:06, 5/11/2000, (#12) John's son, Jameson, whatever..., Orsen, 05:29:30, 5/11/2000, (#13) new starter, fly, 07:16:09, 5/11/2000, (#14) All Gone, jerryz, 09:22:01, 5/11/2000, (#15) What we get out of it!, Greeality, 09:47:43, 5/11/2000, (#16) Triple Tryst!, jerryz, 10:23:05, 5/11/2000, (#17) reconsidering, fly, 11:20:16, 5/11/2000, (#18) Cornpone, LurkerXIV, 12:16:49, 5/11/2000, (#19) If the suit fits...., Seashell, 13:58:43, 5/11/2000, (#20) Turncoats, Seashell, 19:12:58, 5/11/2000, (#21) Turnabouts , darby, 22:29:12, 5/11/2000, (#22) Let's Move On, jerryz, 11:25:58, 5/12/2000, (#23) or was that a felt swoop?, darby, 00:13:59, 5/13/2000, (#24) Wolfman, LurkerXIV, 08:55:15, 5/13/2000, (#25) Mime Or Yours, jerryz, 07:41:29, 5/14/2000, (#26) The Road to Bravado, Seashell, 12:27:26, 5/14/2000, (#27) Sweet Georgia Brown, jerryz, 08:41:58, 5/15/2000, (#28) Wolf Woof, jerryz, 09:12:15, 5/15/2000, (#29) ................................................................... "Tried and Sue Limericks" Posted by Seashell on 15:26:34 5/09/2000 The Post says they'll never succeed (darby) They just went and got themselves treed! (Sea) They'll follow their daughter Like lambs to the slaughter (Sea) [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 1. "my first limerick" Posted by Kelly on 15:33:32 5/09/2000 The Post says they'll never succeed (darby) They just went and got themselves treed! (Sea) They'll follow their daughter Like lambs to the slaughter (Sea) Because one night, she peed. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 2. "An attempt" Posted by CommonSense on 15:54:37 5/09/2000 Oh how I do like to Sue Said Fatsy with a Moo In fact, I'll use my fair boy for a dollar I will complain through his name And take none of the blame Even though it was I who made his sister holler [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 3. "Just Plain Mean!" Posted by Lacey on 18:30:05 5/09/2000 Sick of faking that John's good in bed Patsy faked Stage IV cancer instead! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 4. "another" Posted by Woby on 18:52:33 5/09/2000 Sick of faking that John's good in bed (Lacey) Patsy faked Stage IV cancer instead! (Lacey) Should I divorce this big dope, No! Another garrote...where's my rope! Oh how I pray and pray he drops dead. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 5. "He didn't!!" Posted by Greeality on 19:12:40 5/09/2000 We'll sue!! Because Burke didn't do it. (gree) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 6. "A consortion of contortion" Posted by Ev on 19:24:46 5/09/2000 (A leftover from last thread....) We're checking out fibers and hairs (Chickadee) We investigate all things in pairs (Jelly!) Like him and like her, (LX) Who are bound to deter, (househazard) Hey, now how did she get down those stairs? (Ev) We'll sue!! Because Burke didn't do it. (gree) How do we know? Ask 'ol Lou Smit. (Ev) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 7. "One-legged man" Posted by IndyAnna on 19:49:51 5/09/2000 We'll sue!! Because Burke didn't do it. (gree)How do we know? Ask 'ol Lou Smit. (Ev) It's a one legged man With peanut in hand (Indy) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 8. "Welcome Kelly and Common Sense" Posted by Seashell on 15:32:50 5/10/2000 fly wrote a fabulous limerick tutorial for newbies and here it is. Just keep posting and practicing and we'll help you as you need it. A Limerick Tutorial Eight, eight, five, five, eight is the key To beats on each line, so you see. One more, here or there And no one will care. Many more, though, and flames there might be. You rhyme all the lines sharing beats. Rhyme one, two and five, and be neat. Three and four do combine In a separate rhyme. You'll now have a limerick so sweet. The accents are critical too. Beats two, five and eight are one crew. On lines three and four Two and five accent more. You'll find it's not too hard to do. We'll sue!! Because Burke didn't do it.(gree) How do we know? Ask 'ol Lou Smit.(Ev) It's a one legged man With peanut in hand (Indy) And one teeny ball so don't boo it! (Sea) Limerick example with accented beats in caps On BREASTS of a HOOKer named DALE Was PRINted the PRICE of her TAIL And ON her beHIND For USE of the BLIND T'was LEGibly WRITten in BRAILLE! (Hi BPD and DA!) And a wink for ST even tho I don't agree with his theory. We'll sue everybody each morn And even those folks not yet born! (Sea) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 10. "continued from Sea" Posted by SJ on 22:46:19 5/10/2000 We'll sue everybody each morn And even those folks not yet born! (Sea) We won't be put down For the money we've found We'll teach y'all how to mourn! (SJ) Unemployment just won't do Instead we just have to sue! It's really not funny Cause we need the money And the house needs furnishings too! (SJ) Hand in hand they came to sue (SJ) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 9. "(Can't help myself)" Posted by Ev on 22:05:10 5/10/2000 Although not a true limerick, I just have to put this old one in here..... A tooter who tooted a flute, Tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tooter, "Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?" (Heck, now we have "Hooters!") [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 11. ""SUE"-n this will be a board named " Posted by lee2 on 23:04:28 5/10/2000 "Sue" Tonight, as I perused the queue of topic headings they just "SUE" happened to be arranged one "Sue" after another . . . Reminded me of that old Johnny Cash song - or the cosmic plantetary line-up we experienced last week (the one when the world was "SUE"-pposed to end). This lead me to "SUE"-rmise the following: when the Ramseys finally turn against two of their last "friends" or "SUE"-bordinates . . . that thread will, inevitably, be entitled "Ramseys Sue Sues" Okay - now I'll take a melatonin and hope that the morning doesn't bring a tall "SUE"-ave man in black delivering a "SUE"-bpoena. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 12. "Taming of the . . ." Posted by Yellow Bird on 02:37:06 5/11/2000 Hand in hand they came to sue (SJ) Just dopey John and his old shrew. Slipping off to court, Presenting their tort. (YB) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 13. "John's son, Jameson, whatever..." Posted by Orsen on 05:29:30 5/11/2000 Hand in hand they came to sue (SJ) Just dopey John and his old shrew Slipping off to court Presenting their tort (YB) 'Ure' added to tort is what Burkes going thru. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 14. "new starter" Posted by fly on 07:16:09 5/11/2000 Orsen - Common practice here is that the poster who finishes a limerick has the honor of posting a new starter line. I'll do it this time to keep things rolling. Steve Thomas is next on their list (fly) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 15. "All Gone" Posted by jerryz on 09:22:01 5/11/2000 Steve Thomas is next on their list (fly) We'll sue till the judge says "dismissed!" (Jerry) Welcome to all the newbies! SJ, good to see you again. Stray with us now! ;-) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 16. "What we get out of it!" Posted by Greeality on 09:47:43 5/11/2000 Steve Thomas is next on their list (fly) We'll sue till the judge says "dismissed!" (Jerry) John wants the dough, Patsy, the show. (gree) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 17. "Triple Tryst!" Posted by jerryz on 10:25:16 5/11/2000 NOTE: This message was last edited 10:25:16, 5/11/2000 Steve Thomas is next on their list (fly) We'll sue till the judge says "dismissed!" (Jerry) Ole John wants the dough, But Pats wants to show (gree) That she takes her men with a tryst! (Jerry) Gree - hope you don't mind that I changed your line a bit. PR to JR "Perhaps we are suing too much." (Jerry) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 18. "reconsidering" Posted by fly on 11:20:16 5/11/2000 PR to JR "Perhaps we are suing too much." (Jerry) "There's something 'bout Woods I don't trust" (fly) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 19. "Cornpone" Posted by LurkerXIV on 12:16:49 5/11/2000 PR to JR "Perhaps we are suing too much." (Jerry) "There's something 'bout Wood I don't trust" (fly) "He IS Southern-fried, A trait most admi'ed," (LX) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 20. "If the suit fits...." Posted by Seashell on 13:58:43 5/11/2000 PR to JR "Perhaps we are suing too much." (Jerry) "There's something 'bout Wood I don't trust" (fly) "He IS Southern-fried, A trait most admi'ed," (LX) His motto is "Sue them or bust!" (Sea) Welcome, Orsen. I loved the URE after tort! I hope you become a regular. The "Poz" and the "Fred" have changed sides (Sea) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 21. "Turncoats" Posted by Seashell on 19:12:58 5/11/2000 The "Poz" and the "Fred" have changed sides (Sea) While watching this case as it slides (Sea) I really like playing with myself. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 22. "Turnabouts " Posted by darby on 22:51:35 5/11/2000 NOTE: This message was last edited 22:51:35, 5/11/2000 The "Poz" and the "Fred" have changed sides (Sea) While watching this case as it slides (Sea) Was Fred's "mask" betrayed? Was Poz de-toupeed? (darby) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 23. "Let's Move On" Posted by jerryz on 11:25:58 5/12/2000 The "Poz" and the "Fred" have changed sides (Sea) While watching this case as it slides (Sea) Was Fred's "mask" betrayed? Was Poz de-toupeed? (darby) And who's the one with the misguides? (Jerry) "Darnay will cry Wolf, says it's time!" (Jerry) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 24. "or was that a felt swoop?" Posted by darby on 00:13:59 5/13/2000 "Darnay will cry Wolf, says it's time!" (Jerry) He thinks one fell suit solves the crime (darby) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 25. "Wolfman" Posted by LurkerXIV on 08:55:15 5/13/2000 "Darnay will cry Wolf, says it's time!" (Jerry) He thinks one fell suit solves the crime (darby) The deposition Will be lots of fun, (LX) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 26. "Mime Or Yours" Posted by jerryz on 07:41:29 5/14/2000 "Darnay will cry Wolf, says it's time!" (Jerry) He thinks one fell suit solves the crime (darby) The deposition Will be lots of fun, (LX) To see our dear Rams doing mime! (Jerry) "The Rams will soon wear a new suit." (Jerry) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 27. "The Road to Bravado" Posted by Seashell on 12:27:26 5/14/2000 The Rams will soon wear a new suit. (Jerry) But soon no more horns they can toot (Sea) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 28. "Sweet Georgia Brown" Posted by jerryz on 08:41:58 5/15/2000 "The Rams will soon wear a new suit." (Jerry) But soon no more horns they can toot (Sea) It's filed on their turf Though they're no one's serf! (Jerry) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 29. "Wolf Woof" Posted by jerryz on 09:12:15 5/15/2000 "The Rams will soon wear a new suit." (Jerry) But soon no more horns they can toot (Sea) It's filed on their turf Though they're no one's serf! (Jerry) For Chris to cry wolf we will root! (Jerry) Let's move to 'Sleight of Hand Limericks.' [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ]