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     TURN ABOUTS FLAIR PLAY? , Luvsa Mystery, 09:28:53, 7/07/2000
     The "Critic" is put in the hot seat..., Greenleaf, 10:56:25, 7/07/2000, (#1)
       ROFL, Luvsa Mystery, 11:05:36, 7/07/2000, (#2)

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 "TURN ABOUTS FLAIR PLAY? "
 Posted by Luvsa Mystery on 09:28:53 7/07/2000

      Good morning Justice Watch and welcome to the NEWBIESLUETH Show. The
      show that brings all you newbies out there live interviews with ace web
      sleuths from all over the net. This morning we are thrilled to have the one
      and only Greenleaf, affectionately known as Greenie. 

      Greenie, rumor has it that you have a brand new theory. Folks, you may not
      believe this, but Greenie is now certain Cupid and his cohorts are the perps
      . . .

      GREENIE: It may seem strange, and perhaps judgmental (to the extreme)
      that I, poster Greenleaf, sitting here at my computer, on the Gulf Coast of
      the good old USA, could come to such a conclusion.

      But, Greenie, Cupid? 

      GREENIE: I believe that my conclusions are not, nillywilly, based on simple
      conjecture, but rather, on thoughtful reflection. 

      Seems a bit cruel to accuse Cupid Greenie, isn't he committed to love and
      all that? It's too depressing to think Cupid could be involved!

      GREENIE: I am a kind and thoughtful person, and am usually cheerful and
      upbeat. 

      Well, I'm sure you are, but . . .

      GREENIE: When we see certain hands on the quiver, as the arrows leave
      the bow, we can make reasonable conclusions as to who the archer is.
      Flame me; paint me unreasonable, it matters not. 

      But Greenie, most people are sure Patsy is guilty . . .

      GREENIE: I am old enough to be Patsy's mother. It is far easier on the
      nervous system to lean towards the rams' innocence. 

      So, you just can't keep entertaining the thought that the parents are
      guilty?

      GREENIE: To think in terms of their guilt is to dive into a sea of horror. 

      You know, Greenie, the public is not going to accept your theory. I mean,
      to think that a . . . ah....what is Cupid anyway? An angel, a fairy? There are
      groups who will protest, you know . . .?

      GREENIE: That is their trump card; people naturally want to believe in their
      innocence.

      But . . . fairies Greenie? 

      GREENIE: The battle, of course, was no contest, because it was THEM
      against a tiny, frail little girl.

      Some say you're just out to hang fairies . . .

      GREENIE: The curtain is poised for closure, but Hunter won't let go of the
      rope.

      Other posters accuse you and your followers of making up fairy tales rather
      than looking at the facts in this case.

      GREENIE: We have our heroine, our villains and our plot. All we need is an
      ending.

      They say you're just trying to take the heat off the Ramseys. How do the
      Ramseys feel about your new theory?

      GREENIE: The average person, imho, does not want to go there, and I
      believe that the rams know this. 

      So, you are really committed to this new theory of yours? 

      GREENIE: In my mind, there is no other conclusion to come to, other than
      that the parents were responsible for JB's murder. 

      But, what ever made you suspect fairies?

      GREENIE: Their demeanor (imho) is akin to wearing a big neon sign, flashing,
      "we did it."

      Where's the evidence that fairies were even in the home that night?

      GREENIE: Although the quiver, arrows and bow have long since been
      destroyed, the archers continue to prance around on the field of "victory." 

      Why did you abandon your convictions that the parents are guilty? 

      GREENIE: The audience is getting restless; some few are still looking for an
      Edgar Allen Poe ending; a twist in the plot, which exonerates the parents. 

      Well, we're out of time folks. Greenie, that's one weird theory, but it's been
      a pleasure having you on our show today. Will you come back again
      sometime?

      GREENIE: That is not going to happen. 

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 1. "The "Critic" is put in the hot seat..."
 Posted by Greenleaf on 10:56:25 7/07/2000
      "TURN ABOUTS FLAIR PLAY? "
          uvsa Mystery, you are a HOOT!

      I LOVEDit! Every silly bit of it. "Turn about is flair play. I agree.

      This was long overdue. 

      I don't sound half-bad, do I? It's your questions, Luvsa Mystery, that
      make it all so silly, AND so funny! I know, I know, I deserve every bit of
      spoofing anyone can dish out. I accept with a smile on my face and a
      notebook filled with future fodder for my imaginary forum "interviews." (I
      hope you had that in mind, as you churned out those quotes.) LOL!

      Anyway, dear Luvsa Mystery, chalk one big one up for you! Funny! Funny!
      Funny!

      Now, back to case.

      Did I hear you were moving to another forum?
      LOL.


      Greenleaf
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 2. "ROFL"
 Posted by Luvsa Mystery on 11:05:36 7/07/2000

      Bless you funny lady for allowing me to kid ya right back. Are you trying to
      get rid of me now your spoofiness? 

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