Justice Watch Discussion Board "Gadgets for Use In Solving the Ramsey Murder..." [ Main ] [ Post New Thread ] [ Help ] [ Search ] Table of Contents ................................................................... Gadgets for Use In Solving the Ramsey Murder..., Voyager, 21:06:58, 7/26/2000 VOYAGER, Nandee, 21:32:35, 7/26/2000, (#1) Voyager, Sylvia, 02:29:27, 7/27/2000, (#2) The Classic Patsy Clock, Holly, 05:16:39, 7/27/2000, (#3) ................................................................... "Gadgets for Use In Solving the Ramsey Murder..." Posted by Voyager on 21:24:39 7/26/2000 NOTE: This message was last edited 21:24:39, 7/26/2000 This Thread may be used for the creatively inclined among us to imagine,invent, and market any type of gadget which might be used in solving the Ramsey Murder Case. The human element ei. police, DA, family, friends, and witnesses seem to have failed us. Perhaps it is time to explore the neutral, mechanical world of the gadget to get this mystery under control. All gadgets herein invented, described, and marketed, are hereby patented by the authority vested in the thread originator @.........so go for it...I'll start... #1. Gadget: "The Patsy Ramsey Mirror Mirror" This is a high quality, full length standing mirror, with exclusive hand brushed devil-bright reflective finish. It comes complete with your choice of tape or CD recording of the rythmic chanting of the famous "Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Is the Guilty One after All?" theme song. Mirror Mirror has a money back garauntee to shatter into large dangerous shards upon the incidence of the murderer being reflected onto its surface while reciting the Mirror Mirror chant, thereby solving conclusively, and forever the almost 4 year old Ramsey Murder Case. Warrantee does not cover accidental exposure to Cap,S. Stine,or Nedra type females, who may permanently damage its surface. This model also comes with optional police back up, and District Attorney prosecution, on an extremely limited, and very expensive exta coverage policy. Order now while supplies last at www.perp.com/ [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 1. "VOYAGER" Posted by Nandee on 21:32:35 7/26/2000 Your mirror should play: Mirror, mirror on the wall who's the cleverest one of all!! Very funny stuff!!! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 2. "Voyager" Posted by Sylvia on 02:29:27 7/27/2000 Great.......LOL Sylvia [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 3. "The Classic Patsy Clock" Posted by Holly on 05:16:39 7/27/2000 This remarkable Tiffany ticker has 24c gold movements adjusted to Patsy Standard time. It is housed in a faux malachite French antique case carved with images of the former beauty queen. It can note the passage of an hour and register only 17 minutes. At the stroke of each new hour, Patsy's voice announces a cheery "And hence it is ..." In fact, this amazing clock can stop time, accelerate it or display the correct time, depending on your needs. It will enable you to specify the time of an occurrence as YOU want to recall it. One of our similar models, The Touchdown Ticker, was also a hit with legendary football hero OJ Simpson, who never took his eyes off it during that fatal June evening. This clock will tell you whatever time you need it to say. And it hasn't lost a case yet. As you can imagine, this remarkable timepiece is worth it's weight in pageant medals. It will never display a time, that does not work for you. Special Orders only. Visit our website www.fantasytime.com [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] ARCHIVE REMOVE