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More Great Limericks, Seashell, 01:28:53, 7/27/2000 Good Will on Earth, Yellow Bird, 02:21:17, 7/27/2000, (#1) Broke - not!, Florida, 06:56:57, 7/27/2000, (#2) karma, Seashell, 10:40:12, 7/27/2000, (#3) The Goblins'll get you if you don't watch out!, Coolteach, 11:05:43, 7/27/2000, (#4) Give it up, Seashell, 22:51:47, 7/27/2000, (#5) fried pride, darby, 23:06:05, 7/27/2000, (#6) Human Sacrifice, Yellow Bird, 02:38:24, 7/28/2000, (#7) Honor Pinch, jerryz, 08:28:38, 7/28/2000, (#9) never enough, darby, 08:26:49, 7/28/2000, (#8) LOL, Jerry, darby, 08:35:47, 7/28/2000, (#10) Egos as big as all outdoors, Ev, 09:14:37, 7/28/2000, (#12) Scent of a Woman, Chickadee, 09:10:12, 7/28/2000, (#11) Two-fers, Yellow Bird, 09:24:25, 7/28/2000, (#13) for Hodges, fly, 09:58:53, 7/28/2000, (#14) one down, Greenleaf, 10:59:31, 7/28/2000, (#18) Good Grief! Runaway limericks!, Seashell, 10:45:13, 7/28/2000, (#16) Down to Threefers, jerryz, 10:44:11, 7/28/2000, (#15) the limericks that ate Atlanta, fly, 10:59:12, 7/28/2000, (#17) Down To Two-What An Act, jerryz, 11:25:57, 7/28/2000, (#19) Salt Lake Shuffle, darby, 11:55:33, 7/28/2000, (#20) Context, Anyone?, Seashell, 14:18:25, 7/28/2000, (#21) going down?, Edie Pratt, 14:38:50, 7/28/2000, (#22) He can see in da dark....., Coolteach, 15:26:37, 7/28/2000, (#23) X-ray vision, Seashell, 20:27:59, 7/28/2000, (#24) Falsies, Yellow Bird, 04:50:57, 7/29/2000, (#25) House Of Cards, jerryz, 05:39:26, 7/29/2000, (#26) Club flub , darby, 08:03:49, 7/29/2000, (#27) looking for ratings..., Greenleaf, 08:22:24, 7/29/2000, (#28) Filth Sells, Yellow Bird, 08:40:07, 7/29/2000, (#29) SlimFast here I come!, Ev, 09:08:26, 7/29/2000, (#30) Bare Lobes, jerryz, 09:12:52, 7/29/2000, (#31) ................................................................... "More Great Limericks" Posted by Seashell on 01:28:53 7/27/2000 Good Morning Talented Ones! The men are another odd tale (Sea) They look like they should be in jail. (CT) "Must clear me!" they cry (Sea) "Right NOW, or you'll DIE" (Sea) "Cuz Haddon will send you all mail!" (Sea) And in the mail look for a bill (Sea) [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 1. "Good Will on Earth" Posted by Yellow Bird on 02:21:17 7/27/2000 And in the mail look for a bill (Sea) But it won't be full of good will. (YB) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 2. "Broke - not!" Posted by Florida on 06:56:57 7/27/2000 And in the mail look for a bill (Sea) But it won't be full of good will. (YB) Goodby to fur coat, house, plane and boat.. (Florida) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 3. "karma" Posted by Seashell on 10:40:12 7/27/2000 And in the mail look for a bill (Sea) But it won't be full of good will. (YB) Goodby to fur coat, house, plane and boat.. (Florida) And no more big mansions until.....(Sea) You come clean about how she died (Sea) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 4. "The Goblins'll get you if you don't watch out!" Posted by Coolteach on 11:05:43 7/27/2000 You come clean about how she died (Sea) Or we'll stay on your case world-wide! (CT) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 5. "Give it up" Posted by Seashell on 22:51:47 7/27/2000 You come clean about how she died (Sea) Or we'll stay on your case world-wide! (CT) There's nowhere to run Your *good* name's undone (Sea) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 6. "fried pride" Posted by darby on 23:06:05 7/27/2000 You come clean about how she died (Sea) Or we'll stay on your case world-wide! (CT) There's nowhere to run Your *good* name's undone (Sea) It's high time your asses got fried! (darby) You can't hide behind your religion (darby) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 7. "Human Sacrifice" Posted by Yellow Bird on 02:38:24 7/28/2000 You can't hide behind your religion (darby) So find yourself another pigeon. The public is smarter Knows you're not a martyr. (YB) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 9. "Honor Pinch" Posted by jerryz on 08:28:38 7/28/2000 You can't hide behind your religion (darby) So find yourself another pigeon. The public is smarter Knows you're not a martyr. (YB) Your honor needs boosting a smidgeon! (Jerry) Regis to PR "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee!" (Jerry) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 8. "never enough" Posted by darby on 08:26:49 7/28/2000 You can't hide behind your religion (darby) So find yourself another pigeon. The public is smarter Knows you're not a martyr. (YB) You sure haven't fooled us a smidgen! (darby) PR to JR: "I wish we could be more well-known" (darby) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 10. "LOL, Jerry" Posted by darby on 09:00:21 7/28/2000 NOTE: This message was last edited 09:00:21, 7/28/2000 PR to JR: "I wish we could be more well-known" (darby) Regis to PR "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee!" (Jerry) Well, Jerry, looks like Regis has the solution to Patsy's lament. Great minds think alike, though sometimes varying the spelling just a smidgin (which is yet a third correct way to spell it)! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 12. "Egos as big as all outdoors" Posted by Ev on 09:14:37 7/28/2000 PR to JR: "I wish we could be more well-known" (darby) "How 'bout some big statues of stone?" (Ev) Regis to PR "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee!" (Jerry) "You know all about me-me-me." (Ev) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 11. "Scent of a Woman" Posted by Chickadee on 09:10:12 7/28/2000 PR to JR: "I wish we could be more well known" (darby) "Let's market a Ramsey cologne" (Chickie) Regis to PR: "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee" (Jerry) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 13. "Two-fers" Posted by Yellow Bird on 09:24:25 7/28/2000 PR to JR: "I wish we could be more well-known" (darby) "How 'bout some big statues of stone?" (Ev) Regis to PR "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee!" (Jerry) "You know all about me-me-me." (Ev) PR to JR: "I wish we could be more well known" (darby) "Let's market a Ramsey cologne" (Chickie) Regis to PR: "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee" (Jerry) "Rather be Donnie and Marie. (YB) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 14. "for Hodges" Posted by fly on 09:58:53 7/28/2000 PR to JR: "I wish we could be more well-known" (darby) "How 'bout some big statues of stone?" (Ev) Regis to PR "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee!" (Jerry) "You know all about me-me-me." (Ev) PR to JR: "I wish we could be more well known" (darby) "Let's market a Ramsey cologne" (Chickie) "Named 24 Garotte" "OOPS! 24 Carat" (fly) Regis to PR: "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee" (Jerry) "Rather be Donnie and Marie. (YB) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 18. "one down" Posted by Greenleaf on 10:59:31 7/28/2000 PR to JR: "I wish we could be more well-known" (darby) "How 'bout some big statues of stone?" (Ev) "I'll have beaver boots (GL) All bronzed, what a hoot And placed upon my tomb-throne. Regis to PR "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee!" (Jerry) "You know all about me-me-me." (Ev) PR to JR: "I wish we could be more well known" (darby) "Let's market a Ramsey cologne" (Chickie) "Named 24 Garotte" "OOPS! 24 Carat" (fly) Regis to PR: "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee" (Jerry) "Rather be Donnie and Marie. (YB) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 16. "Good Grief! Runaway limericks!" Posted by Seashell on 10:45:13 7/28/2000 PR to JR: "I wish we could be more well-known" (darby) "How 'bout some big statues of stone?" (Ev) Regis to PR "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee!" (Jerry) "You know all about me-me-me." (Ev) PRto JR: "I wish we could be more well known" (darby) "Let's market a Ramsey cologne" (Chickie) "Named 24 Garotte" "OOPS! 24 Carat" (fly) (With scent like Jacques old doggie bone) (Sea) Regis to PR: "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee" (Jerry) "Rather be Donnie and Marie. (YB) One down! Whew! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 15. "Down to Threefers" Posted by jerryz on 10:44:11 7/28/2000 Folks,I've never seen Fourfers before! Must be a first! PR to JR: "I wish we could be more well-known" (darby) "How 'bout some big statues of stone?" (Ev) Regis to PR "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee!" (Jerry) "You know all about me-me-me." (Ev) PR to JR: "I wish we could be more well known" (darby) "Let's market a Ramsey cologne" (Chickie) "Named 24 Garotte" "OOPS! 24 Carat" (fly) I hope that my secret's not blown! (Jerry) Regis to PR: "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee" (Jerry) "Rather be Donnie and Marie. (YB) darby - thanks, yep, we were a smidgin apart! YB & Ev - great lines! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 17. "the limericks that ate Atlanta" Posted by fly on 10:59:50 7/28/2000 NOTE: This message was last edited 10:59:50, 7/28/2000 PR to JR: "I wish we could be more well-known" (darby) "How 'bout some big statues of stone?" (Ev) Regis to PR "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee!" (Jerry) "You know all about me-me-me." (Ev) "You'd dance and you'd sing" "Do that knot tying thing" (fly) Regis to PR: "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee" (Jerry) "Rather be Donnie and Marie. (YB) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 19. "Down To Two-What An Act" Posted by jerryz on 11:29:09 7/28/2000 NOTE: This message was last edited 11:29:09, 7/28/2000 PR to JR: "I wish we could be more well-known" (darby) "How 'bout some big statues of stone?" (Ev) "I'll have beaver boots (GL) All bronzed, what a hoot And placed upon my tomb-throne. (GL) Regis to PR "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee!" (Jerry) "You know all about me-me-me." (Ev) "You'd dance and you'd sing" "Do that knot tying thing" (fly) Then do your Maglite juggling spree! (Jerry) Regis to PR: "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee" (Jerry) "Rather be Donnie and Marie. (YB) Outstanding fly!!! Edited to bring down Greenleaf's ender [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 20. "Salt Lake Shuffle" Posted by darby on 11:55:33 7/28/2000 Regis to PR: "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee" (Jerry) "Rather be Donnie and Marie. (YB) "On stage and performin'" (Aren't some killers Mormon?) (darby) fly-- 24 Garrote-LOL! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 21. "Context, Anyone?" Posted by Seashell on 14:18:25 7/28/2000 >Regis to PR: "Perhaps you'd replace Kathie Lee" (Jerry) "Rather be Donnie and Marie. (YB) "On stage and performin'" (Aren't some killers Mormon?) (darby) I'd serve you pineapple for three! (Sea) fly-- 24 Garrote-LOL! I second that, fly. darby, great above lines. We're back to that basement so curious (Sea) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 22. "going down?" Posted by Edie Pratt on 14:38:50 7/28/2000 "We're back to that basement so curious"(SEA) "a body lay, impervious" (EP) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 23. "He can see in da dark....." Posted by Coolteach on 15:27:12 7/28/2000 NOTE: This message was last edited 15:27:12, 7/28/2000 "We're back to that basement so curious"(SEA) "a body lay, impervious" (EP) With great "night vision" John finds with precision,(CT) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 24. "X-ray vision" Posted by Seashell on 20:27:59 7/28/2000 We're back to that basement so curious"(Sea) A body lay, quiet, impervious (EP) With such great "night vision" John finds with precision(CT) Her body, he feigns grief - how spurious! (Sea) Then Pats next takes up the crusade (Sea) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 25. "Falsies" Posted by Yellow Bird on 04:52:33 7/29/2000 NOTE: This message was last edited 04:52:33, 7/29/2000 Then Pats next takes up the crusade (Sea) Continuing her masquerade. She'll wear her false face To hide her disgrace. (YB) Thanks Jer. Great lines fly and CT! LOL [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 26. "House Of Cards" Posted by jerryz on 05:39:26 7/29/2000 Then Pats next takes up the crusade (Sea) Continuing her masquerade. She'll wear her false face To hide her disgrace. (YB) Card house continues to cascade! (Jerry) PR to JR RE 700 Club "The Globe says our plan didn't fly!" (Jerry) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 27. "Club flub " Posted by darby on 08:03:49 7/29/2000 PR to JR RE 700 Club "The Globe says our plan didn't fly!" (Jerry) "The Christians aren't buying our lie" (darby) Thanks, Sea [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 28. "looking for ratings..." Posted by Greenleaf on 08:22:24 7/29/2000 PR to JR RE 700 Club "The Globe says our plan didn't fly!" (Jerry) "The Christians aren't buying our lie" (darby) "We live and we learn" (GL) "Hello Howard Stern!" [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 29. "Filth Sells" Posted by Yellow Bird on 08:40:07 7/29/2000 PR to JR RE 700 Club "The Globe says our plan didn't fly!" (Jerry) "The Christians aren't buying our lie" (darby) "We live and we learn" (GL) "Hello Howard Stern!" "'Cause I found a brand new ally. (YB) PR Re: Howard Stern Now I can talk filthy with him. (YB) Thanks for the lead-in Greenie. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 30. "SlimFast here I come!" Posted by Ev on 09:08:26 7/29/2000 PR Re: Howard Stern Now I can talk filthy with him. (YB) Guess I'll have to go out on a limb. Will I have go disrobe? (Ev) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 31. "Bare Lobes" Posted by jerryz on 09:12:52 7/29/2000 PR Re: Howard Stern Now I can talk filthy with him. (YB) Guess I'll have to go out on a limb. Will I have to disrobe? (Ev) Right up to my earlobe (Jerry) Let's move to 'Regis...Lims' [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] ARCHIVE REMOVE