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Thursday, JonBenét, Day #1436 , Pedro, 20:27:33, 11/29/2000 China checking in....., China, 20:34:02, 11/29/2000, (#1) China, Shamrockpati, 00:29:51, 11/30/2000, (#2) Hump day is over!, Seashell, 00:38:19, 11/30/2000, (#3) Seashell,, Ev, 01:14:53, 11/30/2000, (#4) Good Morning., starry, 02:38:28, 11/30/2000, (#5) Morning everyone., Twitch, 04:19:24, 11/30/2000, (#6) We need Greenleaf!!!, RiverRat, 04:30:34, 11/30/2000, (#7) Twitch and WY, starry, 04:49:33, 11/30/2000, (#8) starry, Twitch, 05:39:02, 11/30/2000, (#9) Why that's SEASHELL posting..., Dr. Who, 06:17:17, 11/30/2000, (#12) "GORE!", Cassandra, 05:53:03, 11/30/2000, (#10) Wishing good health to all our members, Cassandra, 06:20:17, 11/30/2000, (#13) Thirstday, Watching you, 06:08:49, 11/30/2000, (#11) ahhhhhh chit.., starry, 06:34:23, 11/30/2000, (#17) Starry, Watching you, 07:57:33, 11/30/2000, (#29) Gore is Silly..., 1000Sparks, 06:31:35, 11/30/2000, (#15) I've got it!!!!!, Watching you, 06:30:22, 11/30/2000, (#14) WY, 1000Sparks, 06:34:17, 11/30/2000, (#16) Hmmm, Sparky, Cassandra, 06:53:38, 11/30/2000, (#20) Well, hey, sparkles, Watching you, 06:47:39, 11/30/2000, (#19) szundi, fly, 06:47:14, 11/30/2000, (#18) LMAOOOOOOOO, v_p, 06:56:03, 11/30/2000, (#21) v_p...&..Szundi...Sparky...Dr Who, Cassandra, 07:11:39, 11/30/2000, (#22) Slow Speed Motorcade to Tallahassee, Cassandra, 07:16:29, 11/30/2000, (#23) Oh, Jeez, OJ called in to Imus, Cassandra, 07:27:39, 11/30/2000, (#25) Didn't Imus also, Holly, 07:23:46, 11/30/2000, (#24) Hi Holly!, Cassandra, 07:30:21, 11/30/2000, (#26) One of the most, Watching you, 07:37:07, 11/30/2000, (#28) Good one Holly., Twitch, 07:36:15, 11/30/2000, (#27) ME! ME! ME!, Jellyjaws, 08:01:46, 11/30/2000, (#30) Who's going, Watching you, 08:14:35, 11/30/2000, (#33) David Blies trying to make his case..., Cassandra, 08:12:51, 11/30/2000, (#32) the ballet truck, 1000Sparks, 08:10:24, 11/30/2000, (#31) Ballet? Are they wearing tutus then?, Cassandra, 08:19:31, 11/30/2000, (#35) FOFLMAO, Watching you, 08:16:13, 11/30/2000, (#34) Seashell, 7kluz, 08:59:11, 11/30/2000, (#38) All right WY, RiverRat, 08:42:34, 11/30/2000, (#36) RiverRat, Watching you, 08:48:16, 11/30/2000, (#37) Umnm, Watching you, 09:00:40, 11/30/2000, (#39) STAND ASIDE!, Cassandra, 09:29:52, 11/30/2000, (#43) Scary Picture, RiverRat, 09:26:46, 11/30/2000, (#42) covergirls and guys, fly, 09:20:58, 11/30/2000, (#40) Thanks, Fly, Watching you, 09:26:22, 11/30/2000, (#41) Cassie, Twitch, 09:53:11, 11/30/2000, (#44) THE BS EXPRESS!, Jellyjaws, 10:32:33, 11/30/2000, (#47) Well ok, Twitch,, Cassandra, 10:00:31, 11/30/2000, (#45) Hahahaha, Cassie, Watching you, 10:05:42, 11/30/2000, (#46) Don't worry Cassie., Twitch, 10:34:15, 11/30/2000, (#48) JellyJaws, Watching you, 10:43:28, 11/30/2000, (#49) Watching You!, Jellyjaws, 10:53:29, 11/30/2000, (#50) Dear God in Heaven!, janphi, 11:51:59, 11/30/2000, (#58) A tour bus with a loo, Cassandra, 11:12:16, 11/30/2000, (#51) BSE -- Part Two..., LurkerXIV, 11:24:55, 11/30/2000, (#53) Politics, schmalitics..., janab, 11:14:44, 11/30/2000, (#52) LOL, janab, Watching you, 11:29:08, 11/30/2000, (#54) Hi, janab!, Holly, 11:36:50, 11/30/2000, (#55) Ah, the baby..., janab, 11:46:33, 11/30/2000, (#56) Nothing like, Watching you, 12:04:48, 11/30/2000, (#60) janab, Twitch, 12:11:59, 11/30/2000, (#61) you , Watching you, 12:22:28, 11/30/2000, (#64) Larry Klayman on phone with Judge Sauls, Cassandra, 11:49:32, 11/30/2000, (#57) Top Cat for driver!, Cassandra, 12:03:15, 11/30/2000, (#59) Thanks, Cassie, janphi, 12:20:50, 11/30/2000, (#63) A Better Idea, Gemini, 12:17:12, 11/30/2000, (#62) Good I'm wearing my depends...., v_p, 14:27:48, 11/30/2000, (#65) I need a loo just to read this thread, ayelean, 14:48:21, 11/30/2000, (#66) I want a ride, momo, 16:03:38, 11/30/2000, (#67) Bitch Slap Express!, Jellyjaws, 18:03:18, 11/30/2000, (#68) We could rent a Ryder, momo, 18:12:08, 11/30/2000, (#70) I can BS with the best of them, believe ..., starry, 18:07:58, 11/30/2000, (#69) ................................................................... "Thursday, JonBenét, Day #1436 " Posted by Pedro on 20:27:33 11/29/2000 Good Morning! New ~ JusticeWatch Chat Room http://members.tripod.com/~JustDropIn/chat.htm or come to IRC #JusticeWatch on NewNet Justice Watch House Rules http://www.justicewatch.com/registration.htm MrsBrady is back!!! http://www.holoworld.com/mrsbrady/ CrimeNews2000 True Crime and Criminal Justice News Stories http://www.crimenews2000.com/ ToppCat's JonBenét Internet Search http://www.holoworld.com/ramsey/index.html Ken Polzin's JonBenét Case Links http://www.execpc.com/~kopolzin/jbramsey.html Redd Herring's JonBenét Case Primer http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/6502/primer/primer_cover.html [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 1. "China checking in....." Posted by China on 20:34:02 11/29/2000 ....as requested. No need for those bad dreams Chris as I am happy and busy. Not particularly healthy however. Poor me. Nothing serious, just one small malady after another. I'm down with my 3rd cold of the season at the moment. I keep up with JW via lurking and listening to Pedro and Baybb....that may not be such a good thing. heh Hello everyone. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 2. "China" Posted by Shamrockpati on 00:29:51 11/30/2000 So sorry to hear your not feeling good, hope that you get a good check up soon and blood work to see what might be causing all these little problems....let us know how you are doing. Hope everyone has a good Thursday. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 3. "Hump day is over!" Posted by Seashell on 00:38:19 11/30/2000 Starling, I'm so sorry to hear about your loss. I get my news days later so forgive my remissiveness. My homeopath put me on a strict high protein, NO SUGAR, not even fruit or potatoes diet and by Sat. I was out power walking and went dancing for the first time on Sunday. I cried during the whole first 2 dances and told my partner that people probably thought it was because he was leading badly. So I'm finally well enuf to start acupuncture, tho something is still off somewhere (a little shakey inside) and when I went to see another oncologist for a second opinion, he said I could safely wait another 2 weeks to start chemo. Plus, he leaned on Kaiser to give me a MUGA test and a Cat Scan, which my Kaiser oncologist hadn't ordered. I now have a new Kaiser oncologist and will meet him Friday. I want to know why these other tests weren't ordered. I was called to play the lead role today in improvisational medical role playing - 2 hours of work - good pay. I played the role of a Kaiser patient with arthritis and failing eyesight who wasn't happy with her primary care physician (neither am I) and was in the process of changing. Now get this. I was playing opposite a REAL KAISER doctor who practices at the clinic nearest my home. We hit it off and kept making each other laugh (my role called for me to be spontaneous, feisty and funny). After the role playing, I asked for his card and briefly told him about my health issues and that I'm looking for a new doctor. He gave me his card. Now what are the chances that I would find exactly what I needed in a family doctor while on an acting job? Spirit is taking very good care of me, since one thing is leading to another. I'm doing TM meditation 2ce a day and am in process of contacting one of two Maharishi Ayurvedic doctors, one of whom is a regular doctor at Kaiser! I found that out thru my TM teacher. Again, what are the chances? God bless us. I love you all. Sea [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 4. "Seashell," Posted by Ev on 01:14:53 11/30/2000 how good to hear your news and that you are moving and grooving! And these "what are the chances?" are not accidents, you know. I think you are being well taken care of and that certainly you are deserving of each and every one of these wonderful things that are coming your way. Good that two more tests have been ordered for you. Having dealt with the medical community so much in the last few years I have learned that we each have to look out for ourselves so that things don't fall through the cracks, but who knew? We are laymen and we have to depend on what we are told when we can't be guessing everything. It sounds as though you are doing a terrific job of persuing details. And all this while you are still recovering! Thank you all for your concerns about my sister who had the eye surgery then a small heart attack. She was home from the hospital yesterday and today saw her surgeon --I am waiting to hear how things went with that. All around me others are having unbelievable health challenges and a run of bad luck plagues my daughter and her husband, so we are all busy trying to keep our chins up! Good prevails over bad, so we keep ourselves tuned in that direction. Ignorance is bliss! I don't listen to any of the election junk now so I haven't the slightest idea what is going on. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 5. "Good Morning." Posted by starry on 02:38:28 11/30/2000 Gee, the daily yesterday was a hoot. I had to get up in the middle of the night to see what other funnies were put on it. We really could write a book from the archived threads. The best of Justice Watch. China, nice to hear you're still alive and kicking. Was starting to wonder if Pedro was keeping you tied up in the kitchen. heh. What's that you say? Fat chance? Shamrockpatti, I've stayed out of the politicial arena this far, but your post provokes me into saying that I hope Georgie-porgie won't bring his game boy to state dinners. No playing at the table! Seashell, you're on the mend girlfriend. So happy to get a word from you. I thought for a minute you were going to tell us that the Dr. in your role-playing asked you out..... da da de dum.... (and here I have no idea if you're married or with SO).... LOL.... it was just one of those fleeting premonitions. Anyhoo.... on the home front, I'm feeling much better. Am taking Zirthomax. It's my first time taking it, but so far, I like it. Only 6 pills. Two the first day and one each day for next 4 days. Says the antibiotic keeps working after you discontinue, too. Sure beats a full 7 or 10 course of pills 3X a day. Zoon, aren't those netting lights nice? Mr. starry especially likes them. I guess we're going to have to plant some shrubs to put them on. We have trees and flowers, but no shrubs, but every time we go shopping he points them out to me. I've been dragging out Christmas decorations and am trying to get rid of some of what I've accumulated through the years. It's a hard thing to do. But, I must. I've just got too much. Voyager, I hope you had a great first day back to the shoppes. Let us know how it's going. Prayers going out. Arvada, I haven't forgotten you. huggs, starry [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 6. "Morning everyone." Posted by Twitch on 04:19:24 11/30/2000 Seashell, still thinking good thoughts. God works in mysterious ways. Ev, I'll keep your sister in my prayers. Shamrockpati, I've been missing your posts. Glad to see you posting more recently. Hey China. Hope you feel better. Tell Pedro he'd better take good care of you or I'll sick Jonesy and Wy on him. Best wishes to Starling and all of our hurting Jwers. Take care all. Jelly, I'm up early frying chicken. Got some buttermilk biscuits packed. I'll be waiting at the bus stop. I've got my slap list all made out and I'm ready to go. Eeeha I love Thursdays. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 7. "We need Greenleaf!!!" Posted by RiverRat on 04:30:34 11/30/2000 Where are you and how quick can you whip up a special election re-cap for us?! I hope that the bus ride starts in the next couple of days. Just would prefer to coincide my PMS with the BSE. Ruthee, can you check in with us again soon? I think that it would be a Hoot for ya! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 8. "Twitch and WY" Posted by starry on 04:49:33 11/30/2000 About that BSE. We need to go to the WO room. Meet me there. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 9. "starry" Posted by Twitch on 05:39:02 11/30/2000 Where are you? I'm stumbling around the workout room looking for you. Do you have our schedule? (You're so bad. haha) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 12. "Why that's SEASHELL posting..." Posted by Dr. Who on 06:17:17 11/30/2000 welcome back (though I've seen a post or two)! Happy to see you post knowing you've had a worrisome period. RiverRat (re: your post yesterday) most of the events that are occurring related to the presidential election mess are in limited seating courtrooms. The media and party people(both sides) bogart the available seating. Other than the orchestated *made for t.v.* events like Rev. Jackson's rally it is very boring with people the networks call "producers" for the most part *placeholding*. When a court decree or something is announced the t.v. *face* people come out of their satellite trucks w/kitchenettes and other holding places and move to their *tents* which are basically enclosures to keep passersby out of line of sight of the camera. When you see Dan Abrahms (sp?) with the Fl. Supreme Courthouse in the background he is in a tent with a cameraperson, a floor director with part of the rear wall collapsed where *scenary* can appear.Some of the rearwalls are black mesh material which tones the background down even more. Occasionally the reporters do "alla prima" which is when you might see teenagers skateboarding or people walking in the background. I think from the O.J. trial, the siege on Boulder a la JonBenet, and the Elian Gonzales thinggy the newspeople have definitely "systemized" their technique... From those that want to see what Hunter Thompson says about the mess go to: http://espn.go.com/page2/s/thompson/ I think his vision is *unique* lol... I have taken a few digital pictures of the very small area where most of the stuff happens.If interested eMail me @ who_dr@hotmail.com and I will send you a few shots...ciao! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 10. ""GORE!"" Posted by Cassandra on 05:53:03 11/30/2000 That's what they yell during a golf game in Florida now, instead of "FORE!" It means you get to keep putting another ball on the tee and hitting until you like the lie. One hole in Palm Beach County took 21 days to play! I have this on good authority. Cassie [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 13. "Wishing good health to all our members" Posted by Cassandra on 06:20:17 11/30/2000 and their families and loved ones. I remember hearing the saying when younger, "...As long as you've got your health..." Now that I'm older I can relate to that. My Mother is almost 88 and she is always busy, still beautiful, and has dealt with some very serious health issues over the years, cancer, polyneuritis (total paralysis from an allergy to a shot, and a total recovery), and various other ailments. She still wears us out. My daughter and I had to practically tackle her to get her off her feet and into a comfy chair with her feet up, and a glass of wine in hand. She's interested in everything, loves football, shopping, clothes, jewelry, reading, good conversation, and sets a whole new standard for getting old. It's like, there's 88 and THEN there's Mama! LOL I only hope I age as well! Everybody have a healthy happy day! And stop eating those chads, they will cause you problems! I think MSNBC was following the wrong ballot trucks! LOL Roll that convoy! BTW, David Boies has some legal problems in NY regarding a case he was involved in, (pardon my dangling participle, but if people are dangling their chads...)If he gets a bad decision in NY, it could affect his practicing law in FL, even though he is operating under the wing of a FL lawyer. Got to go warm up the old leaf blower! Time to clean up the living room! Cassie [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 11. "Thirstday" Posted by Watching you on 06:08:49 11/30/2000 and wouldn't just know it, now the Republicans are being blamed for an increase in domestic violence for the next four freaking years. I mean, like, give me a break, woodya? Must be the fact that a Republican will be in the WH gives all those Republican male or female heads of households who never beat their spouses or siblings before the right to do so now. Someone needs to 'splain this to me, Cher, haha, because I don't get it. Let's see, under Hore, Americans could very well lose their constitutional right to own guns. Under Bush, Americans get to keep their guns and therefore there will be an increase in domestic violence. No matter how one looks at it, though, it's all Bush's fault that violent people take it out on their family members. Thirstday is supposed to be a good day - now y'all had to go and piss off WY with dribble such as this. Cher, go to the back of the bus until you learn to bitch slap properly. I'm going to the WOR to see what Starry wants. Someone always wants me. So little time, so many fans to please. Oh, BTW, Gore is really pissing me off. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 17. "ahhhhhh chit.." Posted by starry on 06:34:23 11/30/2000 I went to the WOR (hours ago) and decided against starting a thread on the swamp rat.... sorry, guys... just go over and read the Information on Kim Ballard thread if you want a good laugh today.... Sorry guys... didn't mean to make you chase me all over.... I just forgot to come back and edit. I'm getting like Jonesey.. slowly slipping... [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 29. "Starry" Posted by Watching you on 07:57:33 11/30/2000 went there - unfreakingbelievable. I'll bet ST is just shaking in his boots, ya think? I just added another direction for the BS bus, but we'll have to rig it with special bog equipment, if y'all know what I mean. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 15. "Gore is Silly..." Posted by 1000Sparks on 06:31:35 11/30/2000 Cassandra said Gore has a leaf blower and there are still people here that support him... I don't get it.. it's ok to kill unborn babies but not to hunt.... don't get that either... Gore has too much hair and I doubt he can keep that style without a lot of hairspray.. specially when it's windy... he should of thought of that before.. it's too late now. Maybe we should let Gore be Bush's vp... would everyone be happy then? I think not.. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 14. "I've got it!!!!!" Posted by Watching you on 06:30:22 11/30/2000 been trying to remember why Hore annoys me so much. He looks like one of those made-up mannequins. He has a prissy mouth that annoys me. He talks down to us - that annoys me. He has this inflated sense of entitlement - that really annoys me. What? Oh, this is the daily thread, heh. Well, I couldn't find Starry in the WOR - that's called bait and switch, Starry, you debil. Anyways, where was I? Oh - can you imaginate kissing that Hore? Man, if that lizard stuck his tongue down my throat I'd puke all over him. Yuk. His voice annoys me, too. Hey Pedro, my man. If Bush gets to be the pres, are you going to perform demestic violence upon your beloved spouse? hahahaha Don't even go there - she'd kill you. Now, if this isn't enough to rouse the natives around here, I'll just have to try harder next time. Have a day. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 16. "WY" Posted by 1000Sparks on 06:34:17 11/30/2000 I'll explain it, ok? If Bush gets in that means you can beat up anyone in your household... I haven't decided how I'm gonna do that to Mr. Sparks yet.. think I'll have to do it while he's sleeping...gonna sneak up on him.... [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 20. "Hmmm, Sparky" Posted by Cassandra on 06:59:17 11/30/2000 NOTE: This message was last edited 06:59:17, 11/30/2000 NOTE: This message was last edited 06:57:28, 11/30/2000 Mr C is 6'2" and I'm 5'2" and that gives him an unfair advantage, at least until I open my mouth! LOL Maureen Dowd crucified Gore for years, but now he's the Second Coming for her, apparently. She's the one who tormented him about "THE SPOT" on the back of his head. When "Sore Loserman" invited the 'NY Times' into what will soon become the Cheney house to watch that pathetic conference call the other night, other media asked how come they got to go in but not others. The answer from the Gore operative was that "the NYTimes bought a seat on the campaign bus!" Now, was he speaking literally, or figuratively? I have been mulling that over. "GORE!" Sorry, I had to hit another one off the tee. Everybody duck! That slow speed ballot motorcade is a riot. Sen Chris Dodd (CT, former drinking buddy of Pig Ted) asks if Fla doesn't have access to a plane, and Imus said he was surprised it wasn't in a trailer on the back of a car! They wished the ballots had been transported in a white Bronco! Chris Dodd (CT/Dem, and proud leaf blower owner) also says those ballots WERE COUNTED (sorry, now and present Senator Joe, you didn't tell the truth!) Dodd also says standards should be set for counting ballots than can pass the smell test. Not like, "If I twist the ballot I think I can see light! It's a Gore!" LOL I noticed that MSNBC edited those bozos addressing the Fla Leg, and those two crazy white women were edited out, as well as the loud and obnoxious African Americans. Proud to be a Floridian!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I didn't know when I moved here, that we would constantly be THE news! Atlanta was so sedate! Cassie [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 19. "Well, hey, sparkles" Posted by Watching you on 06:47:39 11/30/2000 if that's the case, I might have to go out and find myself a new victim, er mate. I've not been so inclined in the past few years, maybe because Dems were in office and therefore I couldn't beat the snot out of any potential mate. But, now that Bush, the Rep, appears to be coming into office, Yeeehaaaww, I can let all my natural instincts for violence out of the closet and rid this world of a few unworthy mates. I'm so grateful. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 18. "szundi" Posted by fly on 09:12:23 11/30/2000 NOTE: This message was last edited 09:12:23, 11/30/2000 Nevermind. Misread your post yesterday. Should have realized. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 21. "LMAOOOOOOOO" Posted by v_p on 06:56:03 11/30/2000 OMG, I am pi$$ing myself laughing at yesterday's thread which I didn't have time to read yesterday. Republicans are more violent than dems? LOLOL O.K., lemme just get this straight...It's ok to beat the hell out of a teenage girl and leave her dead and half naked under a tree, (Kennedy), it's o.k. to get snot-slinging drunk and drive your girl-pal off a bridge and then run from the scene, (Kennedy), and it's ok to chase women down and rape them, (Kennedy). Yeah, those dems respect women don't they? Give me a break. If I had time I'd write a lot more, you know I would, lmao - but I don't, (have time). Cher, get over the "demonstration" already, it's old news. You're starting to sound as desperate for a slam against Republicans as Gore sounds desperate for a dimpled chad. Have a great day. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 22. "v_p...&..Szundi...Sparky...Dr Who" Posted by Cassandra on 07:11:39 11/30/2000 I meant to ask Szundi to post those moon cycles, etc, and explanations, but Sparky set me off again, LOL. v_p Don't forget that poor girl who was paralyzed by the driving antics by yet another Kennedy. Imagine the ones who didn't make the news while "The Fixer" was alive. (Willie's father.) And, what a list Willie had! Jesus. So many women hurt, he MUST be a Republican! "The Fixer" wasn't around to shut down Willie's Palm Beach episode, so he had to face the music, which under that judge turned out to be muzac! Mike Lupica suggests on Imus that they should have sent the ballots by leaky raft. He also said everybody has their left turn blinker on. Oh, and someone earlier said the truck was being driven by a "blue hair". The Rev Jesse is a BIG cusser!!! LOL He and that Rabbi Dr Who mentioned were in NY yesterday, and accosted Imus on the street. Snappy expensive dressers, both. Jesse wants to meet Imus for lunch. Jesse, the Rabbi, and Jesse's scheduler were in a limo. He has a religious thing going, so everything is deductible, huh? I think I'll start a religion. We could worship at the shrine of the Almighty Leaf Blower. It sure cleans away the crap. Maybe we could use one around here! LOL Cassie [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 23. "Slow Speed Motorcade to Tallahassee" Posted by Cassandra on 07:16:29 11/30/2000 When Ballots Go Bad!!! Imus is having a blast with this. He keeps going to Malveau who is following the truck, started following the wrong one earlier, I think! LOL Cassie [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 25. "Oh, Jeez, OJ called in to Imus" Posted by Cassandra on 07:27:39 11/30/2000 A parody. Johnny Cochran says "If the election goes astray, you must give it to OJ!" Dershowitz as VP and Fred Goldman on his cabinet. Imus says Jesse is one of the few people who ever drove a foundation into bankruptcy. Speculation now about what will happen if the ballot truck gets involved in an accident ballots and chads flying, or goes into a canal, with scuba divers retrieving them. That reminds me. One day I noticed a Fire and Rescue truck on the golf course across the lake. I got my binocs with the zoom lens and watched them. They stood inside the van one by one and undressed down to their skivvies and put on their wet suits. One out of four wore red undies! Wouldn't they have been horrified to know that someone was watching their every move with a zoom? LOL Cassie [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 24. "Didn't Imus also" Posted by Holly on 07:23:46 11/30/2000 say he's praying Firestone tires are on the truck and that there is a nasty blow-out. Then he imagined the truck cartwheeling across the freeway (with no injury to the driver, of course)and the ballots tumbling out. Then he suggested a 140 mph gale force wind would sweep 648,000 punch cards into oblivion. Hah! Too funny. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 26. "Hi Holly!" Posted by Cassandra on 07:30:21 11/30/2000 Imus is a riot today! I could never watch a regular morning talk show any more, with those waving imbeciles, like Patsy did! Cassie [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 28. "One of the most" Posted by Watching you on 07:37:07 11/30/2000 interesting things, to me, are the polls. Since the country seemed to be so evenly divided in this election, it would seem that the one poll I've seen regarding whether Hore should stop this nonsense or not would be showing the same split. Quite the contrary, this particular poll, which happens to be the poll that is on Internet Explorer when it comes up, shows a 70-30 split in favor of Gore conceding the election. I guess he thinks the people are just kidding - they don't really mean it. The tide has turned against him - he needs to bow out with what is left of his dignity and hope Tipper, in her new-found status of violent behavior because the Dems won, doesn't beat the crap out of him. hahahahahahahaha [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 27. "Good one Holly." Posted by Twitch on 07:36:15 11/30/2000 I was hoping we could get our bus rolling in time to start a convoy. I bet our Canadian friends are having a good laugh about now. Did you see how their election was set up? Same ballot throughout the country and they mark and X by their candidate, all of whom are listed in alphabetical order. That's way to simple for us, huh. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 30. "ME! ME! ME!" Posted by Jellyjaws on 08:01:46 11/30/2000 IT WAS ME! I thought up the BITCH SLAP EXPRESS! I get to ride shotgun! (God, I'm starting to sound like Gore!) I'll be back in a while to tell you all about yesturday's adventures of, "Watching You and Jellyjaws Storm the Naval Observatory!" Funny stuff on yesturday's thread! SEASHELL! Good to see you! Jelly! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 33. "Who's going" Posted by Watching you on 08:14:35 11/30/2000 to do the cooking on the Bitch Slap Express? WY has to have nourishment, and if JJ and I have to read the map and all, someone else has got to cook. I know there are some willing cook around here, and WY isn't one of them. So, let's get the show on the road, youse guys. Who will cook? Who will be bartender? Who's going to count and recount and recount and recount and recount and recount the bitchslapped? We need organization. Sparky, are you coming or not? We need you for the bartender. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 32. "David Blies trying to make his case..." Posted by Cassandra on 08:12:51 11/30/2000 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... But what about your misleading the Florida Supremes, counselor? BUT, the BIG story is....... THE BALLOT MOTORCADE IS MAKING A PIT STOP!!! Twitch: Canada said "Remember Florida!" and they got their election over swiftly and completely. No crybabies for them! Ooooh, Mr Blies doesn't want standards for ballot viewing. HAHAHAHAHAHA I guess not! Cassie [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 31. "the ballet truck" Posted by 1000Sparks on 08:10:24 11/30/2000 isn't as exciting as it was watching the bronco... Wonder if Tipper has started to pack her personal belongings yet? You know undies and such... [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 35. "Ballet? Are they wearing tutus then?" Posted by Cassandra on 08:24:17 11/30/2000 NOTE: This message was last edited 08:24:17, 11/30/2000 Must look like the Ballet Trocadero! Mr Blies trying to cover his ass about his misleading the Supremes about the Illinois case and dimples. Apparently, both Chicago papers have shot that down. Maybe he should cover his ass with a tutu to go with those black sneaks. Mr C thinks the Tallahassee judges might be a mite ticked off by his wearing black sneaks to court. They have standards up there. Jelly Jaws gets to ride shotgun, since she coined the name of the "Bitch Slap Express". I'll bring ham and potato salad, and I want to ride with the troublemakers. You know who you are! If you haven't read Janphi's post on the Wed Daily, go do so. Read it again. It's even better the second time! Cassie hoping everybody peed when they stopped the motorcade, because this thing will be rolling again soon and they should have gone before they left! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 34. "FOFLMAO" Posted by Watching you on 08:16:13 11/30/2000 sparky, the only thang Tipper is doing is praying Bush gets to be President so she can knock the hell out of Alhore. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 38. "Seashell" Posted by 7kluz on 08:59:11 11/30/2000 It's good to see you posting. It sounds as if all is falling into place for you. Keep on dancing, girl! Have a great Thursday, all. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 36. "All right WY" Posted by RiverRat on 08:43:20 11/30/2000 NOTE: This message was last edited 08:43:20, 11/30/2000 I'll go but if there is one thing I hate more than cooking it's math, so count or recount me out of those activities. It has been soooooo long (one husband ago) since I last bitchslapped someone that I KNOW that there is a whopper brewing somewhere in me. Now, where do I sit? [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 37. "RiverRat" Posted by Watching you on 08:48:16 11/30/2000 We need pent up emotions near the front of the bus. Did I tell you we are going to take a detour to Atlanta? All Aboard... [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 39. "Umnm" Posted by Watching you on 09:00:40 11/30/2000 The Ramseys are on the cover of "Editor and Publisher" magazine. I can't tell you where I got this information because I'll get canned if I do. However, one could probably hazard a guess, if one were so inclined, LOL. There is a picture wherever it is I saw this information. I think this is necessary and pertinent information. I never heard of this magazine before. Don't tell anyone like Pedro that I said anything, okay? [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 43. "STAND ASIDE!" Posted by Cassandra on 09:29:52 11/30/2000 Miami Dade Ballots are being accompanied by a Swat Team tomorrow on the road to Tallahassee. Gore claims to be sleeping like a baby. Bob Dole says he slept like a baby after he lost, too. He woke up every two hours and cried! There was an interesting African American woman member of the Fla Leg. speaking just now. African American is so contrived and clumsy. Can't we just say black? I would be an Scot,Irish, English, Norman, American, if I had to type myself that way. We are Americans, no matter our ancestral origins. Oh, Jeez, now we have some dude with a VERY red neck, if you catch my drift, speaking. Every Leg. there is going to want his tv face time, I'm afraid. Will this ever end? Part of me wants to say, "Wake me when it's over", and the rest of me wants to watch every snivel from Gore, every posture from Bush, and every lockstepping and jackbooting Democrat, and every Republican caught short once again by the cagey tricks of the opposition. LOL They are always surprised by the depths to which the Dems will stoop to get their way! They are SO naive! Will they never learn? We could use a few bitch slaps among them, too, ladies! To make them pay attention and LEARN. Jeez. I want to ride in the back of the "Bitch Slap Express". The trouble makers always drift to the back, that's where the fun is! Besides, we don't want Lurker14 yelling in the ear of the driver. The poor creature might go off the road! Who's driving anyway? Who among us is grownup enough to drive us safely despite all the rowdy behavior? They'll have to do it in shifts. I'll take them food and drink, and keep them posted on late-breaking raid plans. Cassie, Liaison from the back of the bus! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 42. "Scary Picture" Posted by RiverRat on 09:26:46 11/30/2000 of the Rich and Famous trio! Headline: "Your Worst Nightmare" couldn't have been more appropriate. Somebody please find this article quick!!! Fresh meat! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 40. "covergirls and guys" Posted by fly on 09:23:20 11/30/2000 NOTE: This message was last edited 09:23:20, 11/30/2000 To see the cover of Editor & Publisher, go here: http://www.mediainfo.com/ Might this be the cover story? Truth, justice, and the American tort E&P searches for the most dangerous media-plaintiff lawyers in the United States, reveals their latest tactics, and gets you prepared for when they come knocking. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 41. "Thanks, Fly" Posted by Watching you on 09:26:22 11/30/2000 you did good. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 44. "Cassie" Posted by Twitch on 09:53:11 11/30/2000 If I'm the only Demo riding then maybe I should drive so no one will be tempted to bitch slap me. Haha You can sit in the back with your laptop. Sparky is bringing egg salad sandwiches and beer. Oh, I think Cher is going. She's a Demo but Wy has already ordered her to the back of the bus. :-) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 47. "THE BS EXPRESS!" Posted by Jellyjaws on 10:32:33 11/30/2000 Our "BS-EXPRESS" will be a great success! I picture us pouring off the bus like the old Monty Python skits: "The Ladies Auxiliary of Loughton, England Reenacts the Punic War!" We can bitch slap all of DC! V_p reminded me that we need rules for this rowdy crowd. Everyone who pees when they laugh should sit in the back of the bus! On second thought, we would never get the front wheels on the ground! (Speaking for myself, of course!) "Watching You" and I had such a good day yesturday. We took the shuttle down to Washington be a part of history. We took in the crowds and munched on a picnic lunch. Then we had a few drinks and saw this Nursery delivery truck with the keys in it. It was a spur of the moment thing. As Gore gave his press conference, I lifted my shirt for the shock value (Boy, was that a shock!). Meanwhile, Watching You crept up and tied Gore's shoelaces together (Not easy with her three children crying and hanging on to her ankles). The Secret Service grabbed us, but not before good old Al turned to the residence and fell face first into a pumpkin. Watching You and I are so mad that the cameras didn't catch it! Anyhow, the DC jail matrons were very good to us for the most part (You want us to bend over and do what!?!). Twitch brought us Southern Fried Chicken and Cassie bailed us out as she promised. It was worth it. I haven't so much fun since I thumbed my nose at a mounted policeman at Chicago, 1968! Jelly! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 45. "Well ok, Twitch," Posted by Cassandra on 10:00:31 11/30/2000 but she'll have to sit by my leaf blower. I never go anywhere without it. If you want to drive, that's fine, but can you keep the vehicle from going too far to the left? LOL Cassie [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 46. "Hahahaha, Cassie" Posted by Watching you on 10:05:42 11/30/2000 is that your super-charged, double-barrelled, mega-motored leaf blower you told me about, the one that sounds like 200 horses thundering through the neighborhood? That'll do. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 48. "Don't worry Cassie." Posted by Twitch on 10:34:15 11/30/2000 I'll be fine as long as there are no arrows I have to follow. I'm hugging that center line, baby! Here we go! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 49. "JellyJaws" Posted by Watching you on 10:43:28 11/30/2000 did you see the look on Hore's face when you flashed him? I bent over to tie his shoelaces together, but I was really surprised at how happy he was to see me, haha, when I stood up and hit my head on sumpin. My poor chillen haven't recovered yet. I have to admit, I nearly gave it all up when I saw their poor little tears, but I told them JJ was depending on their old maw, that is was for the CAUSE, because causes are a good thing. That reminds me, can we swing up north and get that good thing woman while we're at it? LMAO, JJ. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 50. "Watching You!" Posted by Jellyjaws on 10:53:29 11/30/2000 WE ARE WOMAN! WE CAN DO ANYTHING! HAHAHAHA! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 58. "Dear God in Heaven!" Posted by janphi on 11:51:59 11/30/2000 They're moving the gd ballots in a RYDER truck! Talk about thumbing their noses at the flyover "heartland"! Good grief! Well, thank heavens SOMEBODY ELSE is the designated driver of the BSE. I couldn't post here till someone volunteered! I think I've finally done my time--15 years of two free watered down Diet Cokes per night out, to make up for all those who had to be DD for me for so long! Besides, I've got that Mayflower Express to coordinate for the indispensable movie star getaways. So, the bus is stopping in Atlanta, huh? Anybody there good for throwing under it? God, I can hear it on the CB radio now--"Viningsbound and down, loaded up and truckin' -- we're gonna do what they say can't be done -- we've got a long way to go and a short time to get there..." Well, I can cook--but we've got the tuna sandwiches, ham and potato salad and the good Southern common fried chicken already spoken for. Let's see. Bubba Gump's chad a la mode, chad dimplings, chad strokinoff, chad roe caviar (on talking toast points), chadlin's, chads Benedict (Arnold), rack of chad (Meshack and Abednigo, too), crepes chadette, chaducken, chad curry favors, fried chadskins, chad on a shingle, chad tartare, chadken wings with blue chad dressing, cream of chad soup, shish kachads, corny chads, chad salad, chadbalaya, chadcolate decadence, macaroni and chads (Al's got the Blues), enchadladas, chad infinitum. Drinks: chad on the beach, fuzzy navel observatories, golden chadillacs, chadpagne, chadtinis, a jug of chadonnay and lots of PUNCH! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 51. "A tour bus with a loo" Posted by Cassandra on 11:12:16 11/30/2000 That's the ticket! No time consuming pit stops like they are having to make in the ballot motorcade. Loserman is whining on tv now. I can't stand it. I had to mute him. Godamighty, can you imagine having to listen to years of that incessant whining? How does Hadassah stand it? What do they call her for short, anyway? Poor thing. Cassie [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 53. "BSE -- Part Two..." Posted by LurkerXIV on 11:24:55 11/30/2000 ...is as funny as yesterday. jj, you and WY make quite a devastating duo! And Cass, taking voyeurism to new heights, spying on those buff and husky fire rescue personnel in their red skivvies! Does laughing like this really burn calories? Seashell, you sound good...attitude is everything. And you have all the bases covered. Sounds like you are in control, and that is very healthy. fly, thanks for the link. We knew Patsy would emerge somewhere to steal some spotlight away from Gore and Bush. Sparky MUST come aboard the BSE. Besides the egg sandwiches, we need two crates of her feistiest chickens to peck those lawyers to death! As for the driver, I think ToppCat would be excellent as he is so eventempered, and also used to listening to women in his all-girl family. (That is, if he survives his first airplane trip). For more good laughs, read Dave Barry's column in the Miami Herald. Imus stole my idea for the Ryder truck trip. But I also suggested they detour through the Everglades just as the truck overturns, sending all the ballots to the 'gators. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 52. "Politics, schmalitics..." Posted by janab on 11:14:44 11/30/2000 Let's talk about Christmas! ~~~~~ Four weeks before Christmas: We're watching T.V., cartoons, of course, when on comes a commercial for a Barbie horse. "Oh, mommy, put that on my Christmas list, please. I just know Santa will get that for me." A few minutes later another comes on, this time it's for a life-like baby named Dawn. "Oh, mommy, will you add that to my list? I want Santa to know I want this." And so time goes on and on and on and the commercials they come just as sure as the dawn (not the doll mentioned above, but the bright morning sun). And slowly we add to the list until it's too long for Santa to miss. Two weeks before Christmas: We've bought all our gifts, including those for my girl, the gifts that she just had to have to bring joy to her world. And now that we're finished, I hear a brand new cry, she seen another commercial...for a Barbie her size! "Oh, mommy, do you think Santa will know, should we call... and tell him that this is the gift I want most of all?" "Now, honey, we've already sent him your list and Santa is through now with choosing your gifts." "He's getting them ready and loading his sleigh, so he can deliver your things Christmas day." "Well, mommy, if Santa doesn't bring me this doll, can we go after Christmas to the store in the mall?" "Well, dear, that doll costs a whole lot of money. I think we might have to wait on that, honey." "Oh, well, I think Santa will know above all that I, Maggie, just must have that doll!" Crap! . janab [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 54. "LOL, janab" Posted by Watching you on 11:29:08 11/30/2000 QVC owns me this year. Saw those babies in a blankie - four of them, fercripesake - and said, my niece wants those. Saw the art set with a gazillion things in it, the gold necklaces, the Denim and Co. clothes, the pajamas, the Tova fragrances (love it, just love it), the bathrobes, the rings, bracelets, tools, books, pots and pans. Man, I am so broke. I love Christmas. Oh, did I mention the two commerative coins? One with Alhore Campaign 2000 and one with Bush Campaign 2000. Should be great collectors items. I didn't buy them. I hate politics. Good poem, janab. How's that baby? [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 55. "Hi, janab!" Posted by Holly on 11:36:50 11/30/2000 :-) Attorney "Noise" is really getting on my nerves. What a jerk. Why can't he just admit he was disingenuous when he claimed he knew the IL law. The Bitch Slap Express! A few faces I'd like to briskly smack - Gore Lieberman Boies Karenna Sillary Jarrett Kerry Have a bitchin' day! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 56. "Ah, the baby..." Posted by janab on 11:47:45 11/30/2000 NOTE: This message was last edited 11:47:45, 11/30/2000 He hasn't asked for anything for Christmas, but we got him stuff anyway. He's scooting around and is just about to crawl away. Which means, unfortunately, that we now HAVE to find all the Barbie shoes and put them away. Why do girls have so many more toys than boys? I don't remember this many toys! If you could see him, WY, you wouldn't be able to keep from kissing his soft little cheeks! I just love babies and am already feeling like he's growing too fast. I'll try and get some good pictures from Christmas and put them up for anyone who's interested! Holly, I've got attorney noise all around me all the time (as you well know) and it all just sort of buzzes over me by now! I guess I've learned to tune it out, eh? . janab EDITED 'cause I'm anal. You just try and guess what I had to fix, k? I'm not telling. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 60. "Nothing like" Posted by Watching you on 12:04:48 11/30/2000 little baby cheeks, janab. I'm glad you are having so much fun with that angel. I wish very much I could kiss his fat little cheeks. Fortunately, I do get to spoil lots of babies around here when the female professors need someone to "watch him/her just for a second," LOL. Christmas should be real fun for you this year. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 61. "janab" Posted by Twitch on 12:11:59 11/30/2000 Since you were responding to Wy, I would guess you mixed up boys and toys. :-) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 64. "you " Posted by Watching you on 12:22:28 11/30/2000 noticed.... [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 57. "Larry Klayman on phone with Judge Sauls" Posted by Cassandra on 11:49:32 11/30/2000 telling what he observed during the ballot hand count. Taped chads, etc. Gore lawyer Boies tried to make an end run around Judge Sauls to the Fla Supremes to take the case from him. Hope it comes back to bite him on the a*s. I just saw Bush, Cheney, and Powell with their wives in Tx. Bush holds the door and ushers everyone else inside before he goes in the door. Guess the Secret Service will have to get him to give up those good manners for the sake of security. Klayman is going to get to observe and bring witnesses and testimony if he so desires. Cassie [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 59. "Top Cat for driver!" Posted by Cassandra on 12:03:15 11/30/2000 Perfect! Cute poem, Janab. Janphi, good menu. I forget who else I was going to address, but then I'm from Florida, so you'll have to forgive me. Duh. Cassie [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 63. "Thanks, Cassie" Posted by janphi on 12:20:50 11/30/2000 It's just all made from "roadkill," you understand. Can you imagine all the the thousands of chads that are being jostled and loosened and punched out on this low-speed Ryder run? Thousands more ballots to "dispute." Hope somebody's picking them up off the highway, so I can cook. Otherwise, we'll have to buy them on eBay. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 62. "A Better Idea" Posted by Gemini on 12:17:12 11/30/2000 (darnit ... should have known posting yesterday would lure me back here today ... no self-control, apparently) Yesterday afternoon, some of us were coming back from Columbus, bent on beating the show by coming south sooner than later, 3 of us ... me thinking about Christmas gifts for the family, the others talking election ... when an excellent solution to this whole mess hit me. Could be I was the victim of some potentially subversive subliminal big brother mind zap, but whatever ... it seems to me this would work and be enormously popular among everyone in the country except the people with vested interest in the two current (loosely speaking) candidates. Listen carefully. Why not dump these two losers. Personally, I'm sick of both of them. No matter which one eventually makes an acceptance speech, we're doomed to four years of representation by a chucklehead ... essentially a lame duck, too ... we know the winner will have to walk on water, or something similar, to gain back the respect he'd need for a second term. It might be a lot cheaper, over the long haul, to shuffle them both out to a pasture they could live with and free up the country for a real election with viable candidates (Clinton could keep the seat warm in the meanwhile. We aren't at war, the economy is doin' ok ... it could be worse.). Gore, obviously needs a chair at some university somewhere. He'd be perfectly happy lecturing and pontificating ... might not even notice the election process had moved on without him. Bush would just need an upscale home with several large screen TV's with 55,000 accessible channels, a stocked bar, a freezer of beef and a personal remote (attached to his person). You know he'd be a happy man. THEN, we could turn our guilt-free attention to two REALLY viable candidates. Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd! Wait now ... think about it. Willis is a die hard republican. Shepherd is a big time liberal. Neither has a lot of love lost for the other AND ... they could hire the old Moonlighting writers to come up with delightfully acidic reparte and put downs. The media has worked fiercely to turn Election 2000 into entertainment. This way, their efforts would be legit ... AND (get this), since 2000 wasn't the millienium (sp) anyway ... the excuse is there to extend the presidential election process into the rrreallll mill - 2001. Then, to balance things out ... we could shuffle in Bill Maher as the thrid party candidate. Why fool around with the Green party and this party and that party when everyone knows the REAL third party in this country is the Libertarian party. And, Bill could just keep his current writers. If for no other reason, this idea should fly for the sideshow value. Imagine the current "insiders" desperately wrangling to latch on to the coat tails of THESE candidates. And, no matter who won, we'd have a colorful four years to look forward to. :-) Don't dismiss it out of hand ... I may be onto something here. p.s. Loved your poem, janab. Been there ... out one Christmas eve day, trying to find the 90210 dolls to fill a last minute Santa wish. Lucked out and found them because someone neglected to pick up a lay-away. (back to RT ... for sure this time :-) ) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 65. "Good I'm wearing my depends...." Posted by v_p on 14:27:48 11/30/2000 >>>>did you see the look on Hore's face when you flashed him? I bent over to tie his shoelaces together, but I was really surprised at how happy he was to see me, haha, when I stood up and hit my head on sumpin.<<< hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah This whole thread is a pisser, but IMO, this line takes the cake...daughter came running to see what I was laughing at. And the cover of the magazine ... eccccch ech ehc, I couldn't even bring myself to enlarge it. Victims again. JJ, what an imagination, lmao. I propose a nice, full-bus moon as we drive away?!?? Jan, I want summa those cheeks too. I've been looking at pics of my 16 year old when she was a baby, waaaaaa. Cherish every single moment... Have a great evening. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 66. "I need a loo just to read this thread" Posted by ayelean on 14:48:21 11/30/2000 I am swallowing my tongue trying to read this thread. Yes Yes, save me a seat on the BSE. I love Janphi's menu, but I got chads stuck in my teeth. Oh yeah, and those Buffalo Chadkin wings give me gas, and it ain't a pretty sight. WY what happened to that L spot on brain! Yesterday you were one happy broad, today you are BS (that's short for Bitch Slap) Queen. Cassie, be careful back there with Cher, she may reverse that blower on you, and that would suck big time! Jelly, please bring the bingo cards, you know how great we are covering 15 B-13's on 35 cards, while lighting our cigs, and having our nails done. Just keep us Floridah JWBS's away from giving Topp Cat map directions. Bulletin!!! The Chadmobile has rolled into Tallyballothassee, They're shovelling all the loose bits and pieces into Algore's Christmas stocking as we speak. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 67. "I want a ride" Posted by momo on 16:03:38 11/30/2000 on the Bitch Slap Express. I'm just an hour from the Fla-Ga line. Then we can pick up Ayelean and Cassandra and anyone else that lives here in Florida. We definitely have to go west to Tallahassee and BS the Fla Supreme justices. Then we'll go BS Tony Hill, one of our wonderful representatives. Then we can go BS those voters who made fools of themselves in court yesterday. Then it's up to Atlanta to BS the Rams and the Paugh family.LOL I'm with you on the idiotic comment about the Republicans being abusive and violent but not the Damns, of course. Can anyone say Skakel, Ted Kennedy? How utterly ridiculous. One of the silliest things I've read on JW. LOLOL I promise if you let me drive I won't get a ticket this time. ;-) [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 68. "Bitch Slap Express!" Posted by Jellyjaws on 18:03:18 11/30/2000 Please get your lists ready, ladies, and be ready to roll. We're moving out! [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 70. "We could rent a Ryder" Posted by momo on 18:12:08 11/30/2000 truck like the one they used to transport the ballots from Palm Beach to Tallahassee. Then we would have a motorcade of people following us, including helicoptors. The media would think we were the official ballots, LOL. I can see it now.... [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] 69. "I can BS with the best of them, believe me" Posted by starry on 18:07:58 11/30/2000 Just because I promised to bring chocolate chip cookies for everyone, doesn't mean I can't get mean... I can... believe me... Can we go to Atlantic City when we're done slapping everyone? Gem, I liked your idea of a Moonlighting Term. Just might work. [ REMOVE ] [ ALERT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ] [ REPLY WITH QUOTE ] [ TOP ] [ MAIN ] ARCHIVE REMOVE List of Forums The opinions expressed are those of the author of those opinions and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the Web Host, Webmaster or any Justice Watch member. 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